Bad Biology – 1 gnome

Bad Biology (2008), 1 hr 24 min, Comedy, Horror

“Driven by biological excess, a man and a woman search for sexual fulfillment, unaware of each other’s existence. Unfortunately, they eventually meet, and the bonding of these two very unusual human beings ends in a god awful love story.”

She has 7+ clits. Because of this, she’s always horny. In an orgasmic frenzy, she kills most of the guys she fucks. Oh, and she gets pregnant every time. Giving birth to a deformed mutant baby a scant 2 hours after sex.  Why doesn’t she use condoms? Does it matter?

He has a huge mutant dick with a life of its own. He must keep the his monster dick drugged, or it will act of its own accord. It eventually breaks away and goes on a rape spree.

There, I saved an 1 hour and 24 minutes of your life. You’re welcome.

Maybe this is a comedy. Maybe this is an ironic look at our fucked up sexual mores. Maybe it’s just bad. Either way, watch this mess at your own risk, I wash my hands of the whole thing.

 

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